Monday, July 03, 2006
My mummy is one in a millionth
Why? Cos she's outrageous! (I'm writing this cos she is NOT tech-savvy at all and I assume she'll never get to read this unless I decide to let her read it for fun and have a good laugh, or when and if either one of you 'betrays' me. Heh.)
She is so open-minded that her somewhat conservative daughter buay tahan! She claims that it's ok to be physical with someone even before entering a relationship! To me, that is a BIG NONO! So where do my morals come from? Apparently it's from Primary school's "Hao Gong Min" and the CME classes with Mr No-hair-wear-a-wig". But I think it's from the friends around me and the many happenings as i was growing up. Hmm, but maybe my mummy has a pont somewhere in there which I fail to comprehend. Oh well, what are your views?
She's the perfect candidate for SDU or even the government's family planning unit. She can be their Special Programmes Consultant! All the conspiracies... *shake head* Oh, not for planning smaller families, but to boost the baby boom and hit the population replacement rate! Aside: Not too wise to discuss her conspiracy here. Present the full sum of money before she talks. Or you could just ask her daughter.
Out of all the appalling or "creative" marriage proposals, I think she is most capable of having her hand in one of them. (Meow concurs. I bet Chien will too.) If she had a son, her son will go, "My mummy says you should marry me. And if you don't marry me, I can't go home tonight." Haha! K, I'm exaggerating. My mummy is not like that. She's very easy-going. Just that she will have a big part to play if she wants to. Like how Meow says my mummy might buy the ring and all and conspire with the guy as to how to propose, and then warn the guy not to breathe a word about her involvement. And of course, while this is all going on, she is on top of it all with other arrangements, without her daughter's knowing. Hmmm, let's see if any of this happens if I do get lucky.
Oh, and she won the first prize at a cooking competition! So proud of her! Heh. Eh, not that I see-her-no-up... it's just that I thought it was going to be a team effort with my aunt and my grandmother. The dishes didn't sound too exciting what, except for the black pepper chicken. Mee briyani by my aunt, non-oily vegetable soup (bet there could be a better-sounding name) by my granny and black pepper chicken by my mum. However, it turned out to be an individual competition. And she won! She was so happy... hee, taking photos on stage with the HUGE trophy (first time she has won a trophy and that trophy is bigger than any trophy I've ever won! Hahaha!) and shaking hands with the minister.... I wish I was there to witness it all.
Anyway, giving her some credit for her cooking is good. Now her confidence is built up. Hee. And now you can see why her daughter is so well-fed, and why my place is a restaurant! =)
She is so open-minded that her somewhat conservative daughter buay tahan! She claims that it's ok to be physical with someone even before entering a relationship! To me, that is a BIG NONO! So where do my morals come from? Apparently it's from Primary school's "Hao Gong Min" and the CME classes with Mr No-hair-wear-a-wig". But I think it's from the friends around me and the many happenings as i was growing up. Hmm, but maybe my mummy has a pont somewhere in there which I fail to comprehend. Oh well, what are your views?
She's the perfect candidate for SDU or even the government's family planning unit. She can be their Special Programmes Consultant! All the conspiracies... *shake head* Oh, not for planning smaller families, but to boost the baby boom and hit the population replacement rate! Aside: Not too wise to discuss her conspiracy here. Present the full sum of money before she talks. Or you could just ask her daughter.
Out of all the appalling or "creative" marriage proposals, I think she is most capable of having her hand in one of them. (Meow concurs. I bet Chien will too.) If she had a son, her son will go, "My mummy says you should marry me. And if you don't marry me, I can't go home tonight." Haha! K, I'm exaggerating. My mummy is not like that. She's very easy-going. Just that she will have a big part to play if she wants to. Like how Meow says my mummy might buy the ring and all and conspire with the guy as to how to propose, and then warn the guy not to breathe a word about her involvement. And of course, while this is all going on, she is on top of it all with other arrangements, without her daughter's knowing. Hmmm, let's see if any of this happens if I do get lucky.
Oh, and she won the first prize at a cooking competition! So proud of her! Heh. Eh, not that I see-her-no-up... it's just that I thought it was going to be a team effort with my aunt and my grandmother. The dishes didn't sound too exciting what, except for the black pepper chicken. Mee briyani by my aunt, non-oily vegetable soup (bet there could be a better-sounding name) by my granny and black pepper chicken by my mum. However, it turned out to be an individual competition. And she won! She was so happy... hee, taking photos on stage with the HUGE trophy (first time she has won a trophy and that trophy is bigger than any trophy I've ever won! Hahaha!) and shaking hands with the minister.... I wish I was there to witness it all.
Anyway, giving her some credit for her cooking is good. Now her confidence is built up. Hee. And now you can see why her daughter is so well-fed, and why my place is a restaurant! =)
# posted by Banana Saviour @ 1:47 PM 
