Stories of me and myself

These are some quotes I came upon when I was playing a game online. Some are also from colleagues' workstations, which I blatantly plagiarised. Haha! Some are pretty retarded though. Hee. Enjoy.


Never argue with an idiot. They bring you down to their level and then beat you with experience. (I like doing that! Hee.)

The art of diplomacy is to say "good dog" while looking for a bigger stick.

The only substitute for bad manners is quick reflexes. (Haha!)

Some days you are the windshield, some days you are the bug. (No, You are always the bug. I am the windshield. Hee.)

If it jams, force it. If it breaks, it needed replacement anyway. (Oh well... I agree.)

If at first you don't succeed, give up. No use looking like a fool. (Disclaimer: I do NOT subscribe to this.)

If you can't hear a pin drop, there is something definitely wrong with your bowling.

If you don't like my attitude, I've got others.

A photographic memory is no use if it's never developed. (The pun is quite nice, I thought.)

Never mess up an apology with an excuse. (Yeah I totally buy this.)

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of cheques.


If you are still reading, it means you are entertained. =) I don't care. There's no other possibility! Hee.