Monday, October 02, 2006
*BBBRRRRRRRR*
Heeellloooo from Annntaaarrrcteeeeecccaaaa.... *teeth chattering*
I am in the process of being transformed into a penguin, after I was dumped here. Never thought there would be internet access here huh! (I'm sure I'm in Antarctica and not in Africa or ChinA for that matter!) But the problem is... I'm NOT a penguin! (Though I can walk like one and I like fish.) My skin isn't that thin! Skin deep... heh.
As I'm typing this... my fingers are numb and almost frozen, my hair is short and standing cos the low temperatures have stunted its growth. I'm in a foetal position, with constant little shivers, which erupt into almost-regular trembles without the "tingling effect" and the chattering of teeth, even though I'm wrapped in my brown insulator. I wonder which is worse. This or "perpetual tickling"... (quoted from Vegetales - The book of Esther, where Haman the villain was sentenced to perpetual tickling. Hahaha!)
The rational me says "Switch off that freaking CFC-emitting environment polluter!" and return all temperatures to normal! However, the feeling me says, "Let it be lah... find a compromise." especially with the competitor. But it seems like in such cases, I'm always at the losing end! *pout* How does a penguin pout with its beak?
GET ME OUTTA HERE!!!
Ridiculous temperatures call for drastic measures. I shall beautify myself with winter insulation. "A red and yellow colour combination please". But for now, red shall be the 'in' colour. It was the 'in' colour in the past, at present, and predicted to be so in future too. At least on students' scripts.
*BRRR*
I am in the process of being transformed into a penguin, after I was dumped here. Never thought there would be internet access here huh! (I'm sure I'm in Antarctica and not in Africa or ChinA for that matter!) But the problem is... I'm NOT a penguin! (Though I can walk like one and I like fish.) My skin isn't that thin! Skin deep... heh.
As I'm typing this... my fingers are numb and almost frozen, my hair is short and standing cos the low temperatures have stunted its growth. I'm in a foetal position, with constant little shivers, which erupt into almost-regular trembles without the "tingling effect" and the chattering of teeth, even though I'm wrapped in my brown insulator. I wonder which is worse. This or "perpetual tickling"... (quoted from Vegetales - The book of Esther, where Haman the villain was sentenced to perpetual tickling. Hahaha!)
The rational me says "Switch off that freaking CFC-emitting environment polluter!" and return all temperatures to normal! However, the feeling me says, "Let it be lah... find a compromise." especially with the competitor. But it seems like in such cases, I'm always at the losing end! *pout* How does a penguin pout with its beak?
GET ME OUTTA HERE!!!
Ridiculous temperatures call for drastic measures. I shall beautify myself with winter insulation. "A red and yellow colour combination please". But for now, red shall be the 'in' colour. It was the 'in' colour in the past, at present, and predicted to be so in future too. At least on students' scripts.
*BRRR*
# posted by Banana Saviour @ 12:51 PM 
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I did wobble away to the meeting room to leave my mark on the scripts, while I left the comp to freeze in my place instead. But how does a penguin make itself comfortable in a public place...
Do penguins support global warming?
Do penguins support global warming?
Ooh... then now you know that penguins won't be able to become American citizens... not that they want to in the first place! =)
Eh! I do know that penguins dpn't belong to America k. Penguins don't take aeroplanes. They either swim, roll or fly there themselves. Heh.
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