Stories of me and myself

And once again my head got *kokked*

I bent down to adjust the shoe bag which was supposedly sticking out and was almost stapled by the car boot. Luckily it didn't completely staple through, or else I would have been beheaded. And my head, not the shoe bag, would be sticking out. I just got another bruise on the top of my head, to join the 'gift' I received from Harbour Front's wall.

How many injuries can one take?
How many shocks can one take?
How many bumps can a head take?

If I shaved all my hair away, what would the shape of my head be?
An undulating one? With mountains and rift valleys?

Hmmm. Gross.