Tuesday, June 26, 2007
Farting
This was what I heard on "Tickle your muttons" on Class 95.o FM this morning.
A lady went to the Doc's.
Lady: Doc, I have a gas problem. I fart very often. But it is silent, and is odourless. In fact, for the past 20 mins that I was waiting for you, I farted continously! But nobody knew because it was silent and had no smell at all!
Doc: Ok, take these pills and come back one week later.
One week later....
Lady: Doc! I don't know what pills you prescribed me! My farts are still silent, but now they are so smelly!!
Doc: Good! Now that your sinus has been cleared, let's work on your hearing.
A lady went to the Doc's.
Lady: Doc, I have a gas problem. I fart very often. But it is silent, and is odourless. In fact, for the past 20 mins that I was waiting for you, I farted continously! But nobody knew because it was silent and had no smell at all!
Doc: Ok, take these pills and come back one week later.
One week later....
Lady: Doc! I don't know what pills you prescribed me! My farts are still silent, but now they are so smelly!!
Doc: Good! Now that your sinus has been cleared, let's work on your hearing.
# posted by Banana Saviour @ 10:22 AM 
